Esteban Abuserboi/Krusty Granero + The jailbaits SHINee, DBSK/TVXQ & SuJu

[AuroraBorealis]

Here it is, the much longed for Abuserboi-thread! 

I?ve reached my 3000th post, a milestone in the cr.17 history that I have decided to dedicate to my dear Krusty by creating a thread in his honor, I feel that he has been painfully neglected on this forum   

Born: July 2 1987
Place of birth: Madrid, Spain
Height: 1.79 m
Position: Central midfielder
Current club: Getafe
Youth club: Real Madrid
2004-2006 Real Madrid C
2006-2007 Real Madrid Castilla
2007-       Getafe (loan)
Current girlfriend: The beautiful puta Pilar first spotted by Jessy
Mother of his future babies: Anja jay kay

Anyway some pics, those who are sensitive to extreme hotness might want to look away! Oh, anyone who calls him Campo jr will receive a cyber bitch slap!!! 



Of the Network needs a disciplinary punishment auntie, I hope you will see to it.








That's four different shirts just in these pics Jessy!

[CatsEyes17]

*SQUEEEEEEE*


The shaggy one has a thread! And future mother of his babies? You mean its now Mpeza and Takeo  Abuserboi/Krusty/El Pirata Granero Molina? 


But... WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP CALLING HIM KRUSTY?! 

[AuroraBorealis]

You snooze you loose Jessy!  Pez, I am so glad that a true Madridista was the first to resply 

He deserved one, he's been praforming great at Getafe this season, they grow up so fast don't they? 

hahahahha, I haven't quite decided yet, it's either Krusty, Javi or.....Oliver Kahn who is going to be the father of my babies, or I'll just have babies with all of them? We wait por see!

hahahahha, I think it started in the Real Madrid thread this summer? I was talking to Eva and she called him Campo jr but then changed her mind and called him Krusty after Krusty the clown in the Simpsons, my poor baby  I think I made an illustration, w8 a sec....

So we agreed that Esteban is the bastard child of Campo and Krusty.

[CatsEyes17]

You mean I wasnt supposed to be the first? Oops. 

ROFLMAO! Eck, a reminder of the Campo reference. Campo + Krusty the clown; Its all coming back to me now. 


Hmmmm.....him, Javi, or Oli Kahn? I know out of the three Oli would be at the top of my list, overlooking the fact that I'll never eat another Whopper Jr. from BK because of him.  


Yeah, he was great last weekend, and I also read that Real may want him and the Swarthy one back. I hope they do, we seriously need them considering the state of the....*cringe*....midfield. 

[AuroraBorealis]

haha, no it's just that I was talking to Jessy on MSN earlier, stating that this would be the greatest day in cr.17 history and that she had to make sure not to miss it!  I think she secretly fancies our beloved Abuserboi because she has been wanting me to start a thread for ages (it's alright Jessy, you can come out of the Krusty-closet, you're among priends  )

Oh, anyone who calls him Campo jr will receive a cyber bitch slap!!! 

hahahhahaahha, I think I'll just have to give myself a cyper bitch slap now , and it was in my second post in this thread as well  , aww, I'm so sorry Krusty 

Ollinator is the SEX! Everyone knows it, but it's just you and me who are brave enough to come out and say it 

and I also read that Real may want him and the Swarthy one back.

I didn't know that word at first and I thought it was something disparaging, so I considering telling you to edit your post beofore Jessy comes here  Jessy is a Rubenfangurl4lyfe

[CatsEyes17]

Oh no, I called him the swarthy one coz for some weird reason I associated him with Mejia (maybe the long hair) and he's darker (swarthy). So I always just say, the swarthy one.  And We were just comparing him and Mejia the other day on the Academy thread. Me and Laura (LFCBabe) thought he was hotter while Lils prefers Mejia. I'll retract it though if it hurts his feelings.  And Im swarthy myself.....much swarthier! 

[AuroraBorealis]

hahaahah, I'm sure it doesn't hurt his feelings, he's probably smarter than me and understands what the word means straight away. Of the Network > Meija, you continue to have extremly good taste Pez! 

Oh I have a question, if you find it to personal you don't have to answer  I'm just wondering where you have your roots? Because I have a hard time finding surnames that fit with Mpeza, I mean Mpeza Rosenberg or Mpeza Andersson would just be a total no-no, so I'm kind of wondering what boys that might have a suitable surname 

Seeing as I am the one who started this thread I suppose I should try and set a good example by staying on topic (which I've already failed to do)

Krusty's trade mark hair from behind

Krusty's sexface, in....Moscow I think?

Interview when he signed his contract with

And something every thread needs.....some n00d Albelda

[thong jerry]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! I have anticipated the arrival of this thread for MONTHS now!

HEY! It's not my fault I was getting an education (and some jeans, but that's another story )!

HANDS OFF MY OF THE NETWORK, PUTAS! YOU MAY LOOK BUT YOU MAY NEVER TOUCH! KTHNXBAI.

[CatsEyes17]

Nooooooooooo, not the Albelda n00dz!    

And yes, to the hair! I pray he never cuts it again.  

Thank you Anja, I knew I had an eye for beauty!  


And roots, huh? Dont worry, I think Ive mentioned it a thousand times, Im surprised you missed it.    Im from Northern Mozambique in East Africa.    But you see, it was once Portuguese East Africa so my mother has a Portuguese surnname and therefore one of my surnames is indeed Portuguese too. So the Higauin, or the Garcia-Fernandez wasnt too different for me...LMAO. Hell, even my family name can be traced back to Arabic or some other Asian language meaning 'the saddle on the back of the elephant' or something of the sort. (thats what Gramps said *shrugs*   ). So, all in all....East Africa is an interesting place.  


Sheesh Jessy, possesive much. J/K, I totally understand the feeling. The Network is ALL YOURS. 

[AuroraBorealis]

hahahahaahah, just admit it Jessy, you're such a Krusty fangirl!

On an important occasion like this you should have ditched school like I did Jessy! You have to learn what you should give  priority to, but perhaps you're not as "rebellious" as I am  Krusty is heart broken that you chose a pair of jeans over the opening of his thread.

Nooooooooooo, not the Albelda n00dz!    

And roots, huh? Dont worry, I think Ive mentioned it a thousand times, Im surprised you missed it.    Im from Northern Mozambique in East Africa.    But you see, it was once Portuguese East Africa so my mother has a Portuguese surnname and therefore one of my surnames is indeed Portuguese too. So the Higauin, or the Garcia-Fernandez wasnt too different for me...LMAO. Hell, even my family name can be traced back to Arabic or some other Asian language meaning 'the saddle on the back of the elephant' or something of the sort. (thats what Gramps said *shrugs*   ). So, all in all....East Africa is an interesting place.  


Sheesh Jessy, possesive much. J/K, I totally understand the feeling. The Network is ALL YOURS. 

ahahahahaahahah, everyone loves the Albelda n00dz!!!

Ah, ok, well Mpeza García Fernandez it is then  Or even better Mpeza Kahn. " 'the saddle on the back of the elephant' " ahahahahaha, taht's so cool. My surname doesn't mean anything really  Originally it was a -son name like all other Swedis surnames Andersson (Son of Anders) Johansson (Son of Johan) etc, but now it's developed into something else, it's pretty uncommon though.

[thong jerry]

UGGGGH This post took sooooooo long! Mi padre was being a puta.

Okay I got a little excited so..............I'll go dig through my Abuserboi photos.

For the 34028492830423th time I read Juande Ramos wants to bring Abuserboi to Tottenham.

I bet you the book is upside down


Look who wants to get all up in shirtless Cesc's biznaaaaaazzzzz (well I think it's a beard-less Krusty)


WE NEED CANETE NOODZ!


Thanks Pez, I will treat Of The Network very well.
Boooooooo Anja! You're trying to sell off Markus to Pez! You know it's supposed to be Anja Nicaragua Rosenberg!

Anyway I couldn't ditch class (well I could have but didn't want to). I was in Spanish class.

[AuroraBorealis]

Mi padre wanted me to "stop playing around" and print out his "extremely important" documents for a meeting tomorrow, our dads should stop being such bishes, he didn't seem to be too impressed by Canete's ass either

Nooooo, not Tottenham, Krusty won't go there, he'll come back to Madrid, speaking of Madrid, the students who take Spanish in my school are travelling to Madrid today! NO FAIR, I don't want to go to Vienna I want to go to Madrid!!!! 

Look who wants to get all up in shirtless Cesc's biznaaaaaazzzzz (well I think it's a beard-less Krusty)


Boooooooo Anja! You're trying to sell off Markus to Pez! You know it's supposed to be Anja Nicaragua Rosenberg!

hahahahahahha, is that Krusty? I've always been to busy staring at Cesc to notice the guys around him.

  what a beautiful name, but it should be even longer though, Anja Maria Nicaragua Rosenberg

[thong jerry]

He's just jealous of Canete's ass! Of course, everyone is minus Stevie G. He thinks his ass is thexier than Canete's. We'll have to ask Rafa about that.

Madrid! That's better than mine! My Spanish Professor last year was advertising a study abroad program to Zaragoza, good thing I didn't go! Zaragoza is woeful. But Aimar is back now

I think it is Krusty. I see Mario Suarez, Marc Pedraza, Lomban, I think I spot the top of HHHHHAPPY's head.

Unfortunately Jessy Rosenberg doesn't sound good. It's okay, I'll stick to Of The Network and Valiente.
You know, Arbeloa, Of The Network and Javi Garcia deserve threads. The Castilla thread is getting a little too congested.

[CatsEyes17]

Aaaah, finally....a Canete pic to cure my eyesight of that other n00d!      


And a back-in-the-day pic of Krusty?   Yeah, the clown hair/five o' clock shadow has done wonders for him!  

[AuroraBorealis]

He's just jealous of Canete's ass! Of course, everyone is minus Stevie G. He thinks his ass is thexier than Canete's. We'll have to ask Rafa about that.

Ooooh, Cantete's ass vs, Stevie's ass, that's a though one. I think I'm gonna go with Canete today, because Stevie and Stevie's ass knocked Arsenal out of the CL 

I know, my priend who is going promised to take pics of all footballer-like men she sees (she's not into football so I've had to train her and show her pics) and to say hello to the Bernabeu from me 

hahaahha, I'm sure Markus would change his last name por you, it's very common that you take the woman's name in Sweden, Rosenberg isn't very unique, I'm sure your last name is much cooler.

You know, Arbeloa, Of The Network and Javi Garcia deserve threads. The Castilla thread is getting a little too congested.

They do, I considered making this a Krusty/Javi thread but it didn't feel right to put two players together like that. The problem is that we won't keep all the threads alive, they'll be on the 2000th page like the Raul Albiol thread 

Jung Krusty (and JAVI) por the people