Ahahaha. Skrtel is awesome! He's had a couple of not so great games which the media loves to talk endlessly about (Havant & Waterlooville, Man U), but he's been solid in the rest of the games. He was 2007 Slovak Footballer of the Year, while our other center back who is 3 days older than Skrtel, Daniel Agger (who, like Skrtel, has a lot of tattoos as well. The parallels between the two are endless. Freaky

), was 2007 Danish Footballer of the Year. Pretty cool statistic, no? Skrtel also plays hockey, or he used to, he's had to give that up since during winter he's playing football.
He looks ridiculously scary/bad ass (whichever you prefer) when he's bald. He's much better with long hair. The Zenit site used to have a lot of photos of him.



Haha. Foreshadow?
