What I Go To School For
Author: Cheesus!
Rating: PG-13/boarderline R; strong sexual content, strong language
Category: Alternate Universe (A/U), Fluff, Humor
Length:
Three Hitter; I was planning on making it short but I got caught up in the substories. LOL It might be longer than three hits, I don't know yet. Undetermined right now. I'm shooting for
six eight parts.
Summary: Max Changmin has had a secret crush on his teacher, Miss Pua Mackenzie, ever since she began teaching two years ago. In his final year of high school, he begins to think that she is now seeing him in a new light.
Disclaimer:
1)
The following is a work of Fiction. The events and characters are fictional and the celebrity names/images merely borrowed and do not represent who the celebrity is in real life. No offence is intended towards them, their families or friends.2) © Myss Blewm 2008. All rights reserved. Distribution of any kind is prohibited without the written consent of Myss Blewm. *Myss Blewm being ME ?Tata?/?Cheesus?*
3) I do not own the song or the band that performed this song.
Characters:
Max Changmin ?
U-Know Yunho ?
Hero Jaejoong ?
Micky Yoochun ?
Xiah Junsu ?
Mark González (no relation to Larissa) ?
Miss Pua Mackenzie, English Literature teacher ?
Jessy Casillas ?
Chee Kahn ?
Fefa Gutiérrez ?
Larissa González ?
Oliver Kahn -
Author?s Note: Enjoy!
Video:
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What I Go To School For (Part One)
Her long and silky black hair swaying down her back as she turned around to write on the chalk board, how did Miss Pua Mackenzie expect Max Changmin to pay attention to what she was teaching? When he joined the Yearbook Class two years ago, Changmin finally found an actual person at his school in which he found attractive. Unfortunately, Miss Pua was his teacher, and Changmin a student; the same situation still stood two years later. However, Changmin was now 18 and just a few months away from graduation.
?Changmin, are you paying attention?? Miss Pua asked, her honey eyes staring straight into his as he suddenly sat up straight.
?Yes, Miss Pua,? he said, looking at what she had written on the board.
?Then, tell me, what is tonight?s homework??
?Read a book written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle?? he guessed, seeing as she had written his name on the board. The class burst out into a small fit of chuckles.
?You should have read ?A Study in Scarlet? and ?The Valley of Fear? from his Sherlock Holmes series already,? she announced as she put a hand on her hip. ?Your homework tonight is to write an essay on the differences between the first and last novel written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. So class, before I let you spend the rest of your class period working on your essays, I just want to remind you that the essay must be at least two pages long. I would prefer detailed comparisons, like always; the longer the better. Any questions you may have please come up to my desk.?
Most of the class went straight to work but Changmin watched his teacher slowly walk back to her chair, her hips teasing him so much in her tight grey skirt. As she passed his desk, Changmin knocked his pencil over.
?Changmin,? Miss Pua said as she bent down to pick up his pencil, ?you?re always so clumsy.? Unbeknownst to her, the way he sat in his seat, Changmin saw the green underwear Miss Pua was wearing. He was so excited that he did not hear a word she was now saying to him. He had gone deaf, and he felt his face grow red hot. As she set the pencil down back on his desk she gave him a stern look.
?I?m sorry Miss Pua,? he said shaking his head gently.
?I can?t afford you to fail this class,? she said as she stood up straight. ?You?re the brightest student in the senior class, but you just don?t focus in class...this one in particular. Is there anything I can do to help you??
Before Changmin could reply, the student sitting behind him kicked the back of his chair hard. Changmin?s friends tried their best to hold back their laughter as Miss Pua flashed them a disapproving glare.
?Thank you,? was all he could say. She smiled and turned away.
?Stop being so obvious,? Changmin threatened in a whisper as he whipped around in his seat to scold his friend, Hero Jaejoong.
?What?? Jaejoong asked, now laughing openly. ?I didn?t kick your seat on purpose! When she asked you, you should have seen the way your head tilted!?
?She should totally calm your boner down so you can focus in class,? Jung Yunho said, slapping his desk.
Changmin rolled his eyes and turned back in his seat to get started on his work. He honestly was a very intelligent person, having no real need to try very hard to get good marks in all of his classes, but in his English Literature class all he could think about was Miss Pua and the scent of her perfume.
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When class was over, Changmin took his time packing up his things as everyone left for lunch. He was not only hoping to be alone with Miss Pua to just get one moment in his day to really appreciate her beauty, but he also wanted to hand her his double page layout for the Yearbook Club. It was completed and he wanted to hand it in before the weekend came, just in case he forgot. As he was pulling out the memory card he had stored the layout in, another teacher came into the class, the History teacher, Mrs. Conner.
?Pua, are you and Mark coming over next weekend again?? Mrs. Conner asked Miss Pua. ?James is still working on a new dish for that competition, and he?d really love your input.?
?I?m sorry, but Mark?s going to be gone next weekend,? Miss Pua replied. ?He?s on a business trip in Hong Kong. He won?t be back until the middle of the following week.?
?That?s a shame,? Mrs. Conner said. ?Well, we always love having you over for company if you need anything to distract you.?
?Don?t worry, Alice,? Miss Pua said, looking up from her paperwork. ?I?m going to enjoy having the place to myself all weekend, and just relax. Don?t tell Mark, though, he might get angry at me, and quit his job.?
?I won?t, but are you coming down for lunch??
?No, I need to finish grading some tests. I have my food with me. Just tell Coach Feilhaber to stop by; I need to talk to him about some of his players? grades.?
?Will do,? Mrs. Conner said with a wave before leaving. Miss Pua waved goodbye to her, and then looked up to see Changmin still seated in his chair.
?Changmin, class is over, don?t you want to go eat lunch with your friends?? she asked, setting down her pen.
?Oh,? he said, picking up his things. ?I just wanted to give you my double layout for the basketball team. I was afraid I?d forget about it.?
?Thank you, Changmin,? she said as she took the memory card from him.
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Jung Yunho, Hero Jaejoong, and Micky Yoochun were all seated at the table furthest away from the outside doors, waiting for Changmin to finish talking with Miss Pua. They all knew of his big crush on their teacher, but could not do more than tease him about his crush.
?Where is he?? Jaejoong asked impatiently, looking at his watch. ?He?s the one bringing the food today!?
?Calm down,? Jessy Casillas replied. ?Maybe he finally got her number.?
Everyone laughed. Jessy was always the one to make jokes, especially when Jaejoong was showing off his anger. They were nothing more than friends, but Fefa, Yunho?s girlfriend, had expressed to Yunho that she believed Jessy and Jaejoong were having sex. They were now arguing more than they used to, and sometimes, Fefa would catch Jessy staring at Jaejoong.
?Feed me, then,? Jaejoong said to Jessy, leaning forward, toward Jessy, and opening his mouth.
?These Teddy Pop candies are
mine, and they?re not for sharing with you,? Jessy said, picking up her bag of Japanese candy. ?Bother Larissa. Eat her homework.?
Jessy pointed to her friend, Larissa González, who sat beside Jaejoong. Unlike her friends, who were all eating snacks as they waited for Changmin to come down with the actual food, Larissa had her math book open as she was furiously doing her homework. Jaejoong took Larissa?s notebook from her and attempted to bite into it when Larissa slapped him and took her notebook back. Flashing Jessy an annoyed look, she set her notebook back down in front of her. Before continuing her homeworking, Larissa looked up and across the cafeteria to where all the loners sat, she saw Chee Kahn staring over at the table Larissa was seated in.
She nudged Micky, who was busy eating his chocolate Pocky across from Larissa, and said in a low voice, ?Micky, she?s looking at you again.?
?Who?? Micky asked, shoving the two Pocky sticks into his mouth as he sat up in his seat.
?Chee Kahn,? Larissa said, nudging her head in the direction Chee sat at.
?That?s the third time today,? he said, shaking his head, not bothering to look over.
?Maybe she likes you,? Larissa said. ?You know, she?s pretty.?
?Doesn?t matter,? Jaejoong said with a headshake, butting into the conversation. ?Chee?s the school slut; damaged goods, Micky. You can do better.?
?Jae!? Jessy scolded him. ?You don?t even know if the rumors are true!?
?Then why don?t you go over and ask her yourself?? Jaejoong demanded, nudging his head over to the table Chee sat at with her lone friend, Xiah Junsu.
?That?s just rude,? Jessy replied. ?How would you like it if I asked you if you were a slut??
?I?d be flattered,? he said with a smile. ?Jessy, want to be on the ?I Fucked Hero Jaejoong? list??
?You are disgusting,? Jessy said as she rolled her eyes.
?You know you want my goods,? Jaejoong said with a wink before stealing one of her Teddy Pops.
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?She?s looking over,? Chee Kahn said to her best friend, Xiah Junsu. ?Should I wave her over so you can ask her out to the Winter Dance??
Before Chee could raise her arm, Junsu put his hand over hers and said angrily, ?Are you crazy?! I can?t just ask her! I need to have her alone; I have everything planned out.?
?Then why am I looking at Larissa?? Chee asked as she picked up her burger. ?I thought the point of me looking at her was to get her attention, so you can ask her out.?
?No,? he said, putting down his pen, looking away from his music sheet. ?You need to look at her so you can tell me how pretty she looks today.?
?Can?t you do it yourself?? Chee demanded after swallowing her food. ?It?s bad enough being dubbed the school hooker, I don?t need rumors of being a lesbian.?
Junsu couldn?t help but laugh a bit at his friend?s cruel self-joke. When she had arrived at this school a year ago, she mistakenly took the attention of one senior jock?s as kindness. Long story short, after a month being sighted flirting with the jock, he dumped her, and told the whole school she was an easy lay. All of his friends soon followed suit, and before she could give her side of the story, Chee went from the New Girl to the School Slut overnight. Nobody bothered to want to get to know this new girl, so they all left the slut alone.
Six months later, Xiah Junsu was the New Kid at school, and Chee was the student to show him around the school his first week in school. When word got around to Junsu about Chee?s reputation, he stood by her side, deciding he owed it to her to be her friend since she had been so nice to him. Because he was friends with her, Junsu lacked a good social life, but he did not mind. Chee was the only person he had ever known who could stand up so well to the kinds of things hurdled at her.
?Well, I was actually thinking,? Junsu began, knowing Chee would not like what he was going to suggest, ?will you go to the dance with Micky Yoochun??
She nearly spat her Coke out at the question. Wiping the small amount of soda that escaped from her lips, Chee asked, ?Are you crazy, Junsu?! Why would I want to do such a thing??
?Because...I don?t want to go to the dance alone with Larissa, and I don?t want you to come along with no date. It?d be perfect; Micky and Larissa are good friends.?
?What makes you think that I?d want to go to the dance?? Chee demanded, focusing on her fries now. ?You can go with your friends from Choir.?
?They?re not you,? he said, stealing a few of her fries.
?Going with them will probably up your chances with Larissa,? Chee argued gently. ?If she knew that you were tagging me along, I highly doubt she?d want to go with you. Popular kids like Larissa and her friends don?t want to be around me.?
?Will you stop that?? Junsu demanded. ?Remember what I told you? Don?t let other?s thoughts of who they think you are affect you! Come on, let?s leave before you make Larissa a lesbian and I have no chance with her.?
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As Changmin set the food down in front of his friends, he was greeted with angry grunts, and a few harsh names from Jaejoong and Micky.
?Sorry,? he said, sitting down beside Jessy. ?I had to wait for Mrs. Conner to leave the room. Guess what, though??
?She banged you?? Yunho asked, picking up a piece of chicken.
?Yunho!? Fefa Gutiérrez elbowed her boyfriend on the side. ?Don?t say things like that!?
?Ahhh, I?m sorry,? Yunho apologized, rubbing his ribcage before planting a kiss on his girlfriend?s cheek.
Yunho and Fefa began dating at the end of the last school year. They were both very popular students, but hung out in different cliques. After starring in the school?s Spring play of ?Chicago? together as Velma Kelly and Billy Flynn, Fefa and Yunho realized that they were attracted to one another. Over the summer they got their best friends to agree to start hanging out together. Now Fefa?s best friends were good friends with Yunho?s best friends. The only thing their friends could not stand was having to put up with was the couples habit of doing cute things with each other, such as kissing in the cafeteria and dedicating songs to each other everywhere they went.
?That?s so our song!? Fefa exclaimed as Jessy?s ringtone, A'Star 1?s ?1,2,3,4 Back?, went off.
?Every song is your song,? Micky said under his breath before taking a bite of the fried chicken drumstick in his hand.
?Who?s calling you?? Jaejoong asked, leaning over to grab Jessy?s cell phone. ?Your boyfriend? ?O hi, Jessy, my sweets, just calling to remind you to eat your food!??
?Jealous he?s not calling you?? Jessy snapped, grabbing her phone back.
?Who?s Unai?? Jaejoong asked suspiciously.
?Worry not,? Larissa said, taking off her glasses. ?That?s just Jessy?s twin. He?s been a bad kid, so he?s in boot camp until he?s 18. Why is he calling you at this hour??
?He just texted me,? she said, rolling her eyes. ?He got caught running a Pokemon card business via the mail, and he just wants me to try to hide it from my parents for as long as I can. Whatever.?
?Some twin you are,? Jaejoong said.
?Miss Pua?s boyfriend is going out of town next weekend,? Changmin announced quickly.
?What?? they all asked, turning over to look at him.
?That?s my chance to go over to her house and ask her out,? Changmin said, glad that he now had his friends? attention.
?You better be sure,? Micky replied. ?I heard her boyfriend?s a raging jealous boyfriend. Something about the milk they make in Chile.?
?Isn?t he from South Africa?? Yunho asked.
?What does it matter?? Changmin interrupted. ?He?s gone, she?s all alone, time for young Minnie to go ask her out.?
?You need to stop watching porn and realize that not all people have sex with the first person who rings their doorbell,? Larissa said with a head shake.
Everybody began snickering as Changmin glared at Larissa. She was right, but he wasn?t going to admit he watched porn, though they had all already seen his collection.
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Part Two will be up in a few days, depending on how soon Fefa and (maybe) Jessy update their fics. ^__^
