I need to vent out what I saw in the episode tonight cause it was a lot, soooo....
Spoilers! Do not read if you havent seen the episode! Trust me, its like Epic!First... this show has a thing for scaring the lights out of us, making us laugh right after then scaring us again... Creepy guy in elena's bathroom that we know to be the dad of a certain friend bonnie just made (The totally destroyed our theory that every new character was avampire by default.. well they and mason, but mason we knew was a werewolf, these guys were unknown and now not vamps totally destroying the theory), yeah, that was scary, then we get to see a halfnaked alaric... obviously most people were hoping for the total nakedness but alas, when he means naked he means sans clothes, not sans underwear and there were boxers... dang it

Elena goes back to room, where a creepy warlock guy whose name i keep forgetting was stealing her crap, and she never notices anything.
Second... the boys go have a little visit with Katherine to get the moonstone... it obviously didnt work as they come to Elena's house to dish out the plan they already discussed with everyone else... but its a good thing they working together. They tell elena the plan, and point out it will save her, but not protect her friends and family, and she doesnt want that now does she... she wants her people to be safe, and then it is there, she doesnt wants the people she cares about to be in danger, and then say the two off you (Way to go Damon, you are out of the dog house!!!) Damon and Stefan look on like she is crazy...
Next came the boring bonnie, luka, Jeremy parts which only serves to tell us that bonnie can draw power from luka now, and Jeremy is jealous, and liking bonnie (watch out bonnie, Jeremy is two for two, when liking a girl and them ending up dead, see anna and Vicky)
Third? Elena goes to boarding school, sans clothes, robe wearing rose comes downstairs seemingly informing Elena that yes Rose and Damon slept with each other, and by the change in scenery, more than once. But Elena is in fact looking for rose, because she wants to meet Slater to get info.. Rose doesn?t like the idea, but agrees anyhow to help out cause she owed Elena, and Elena bribes her with a daylight ring courtesy of bonnie

Fourth? Baddass Team meets without head hunter Alaric, and Caroline (who happens to be hanging with tyler) and they figure out that they can get the moonstone from Katherine, if bonnie can open the tomb for a few seconds. Jeremy then has another plan he neglects to tell the others..
Tyler shows caroline the werewolf transformation room (she?s seen it and almost blows that part off)
Four? idiotic Elena manipulates now dead slater?s girlfriend to get into slaters computer, and then manages to send a message that she wants Klaus to know that the doppelganger is willing to sacrifice herself, the person that gets the message gets ready to go and meet her. Rose pulls a double cross, and calls Damon..
Five? tomb thing part? jeremy goes all Indiana jones, and gets the moonstone, but Katherine gets back up from the magic dust he threw at her, gets caught but manages to throw the moonstone out of the tomb, but now Katherine has a ?come-back-from-the-dead-endless-blood-supply? inside the tomb.. Stefan and bonnie get there as damon leaves without notice to save Elena, and well, Stefan and bonnie begin to try and open the tomb? due to her connection with luka, she weakens him too, and his dad makes him pass out, which makes bonnie pass out and fail? Bonnie comes to, she realizes she is too weak, Katherine goes to feast on Jeremy, Stefan idioticly goes into the tomb and gets Jeremy out and gets himself stuck with Katherine.. now all through this last part you can find people yelling either ?No!? or ?Wtf!?..
On the Elijah front? Lukas dad took Elena?s thing to do a spell that like linked Elijah to Elena, maybe? Not sure.
Elena front? six? damon gets there, he is all pissed off at Elena, they have a moment? she is upset that he is trying to stop her from saving the people she loves (Damon is included in this group, and we all swoon), now here is the thing? Three vamps get there to take Elena? then Elijah gets there and kills one, the other two inform him that they wanted to take her to Klaus, makes sure no one else knows about Elena, kills them and leaves, leaving a dumbfounded Elena/damon (rose ran away when she saw Elijah)
Elijah tells luka?s dad about it, and let damon live because he can make her safe, which is want he wants? Yeah, confused much,? me too? what im thinking is that Elijah doesn?t want Klaus to break the curse, why? no clue..
Bonnie/Jeremy almost kiss, and Jeremy gets shut down.. thought bonnie did have a good line? Jeremy says something to the effect that he doesn?t need a babysitter to take him to his room, and bonnie replies something like : ?I don?t know, there is a lot of space and time for you to do something stupid?
Caroline and Tyler see a video of mason?s first transformation and tylers gets scared shitless of the pain? Matta appears saying he misses caroline, and apparently we got the new triangle of mystic falls, or the other one? cause there are two others (damon-elena-stefan-katherine.. yeah that?s a square? and Jeremy-bonnie-luka)
Elena and damon get home, they talk a little about why Elijah left them alone, Elena moves to go inside, Jeremy is at door and tells them about Stefan? Elena and damon go to tomb, and damon stops Elena from seeing Stefan, who makes sure damon will protect her, and damon tells him he will get Stefan out.. Katherine tells him that was a mistake, the asking damon not to let Elena come see him?
The promo for the next episode? epic? cause all we want of for it to be Thursday again!!! Lets see.. we have Elena wanting to get Stefan out of tomb, Katherine taunting Stefan that damon has a clear shot at Elena and he wont be too concerned about getting him out of tomb, and then we see that Stefan and Katherine will get it on in the tomb!!!!! Wtf!!!!! Next episode needs to be here like now!!!!