Best movie lines/quotes

[Myss Blewm]

There are a lot of movies I quote a lot. One movie I always love quoting, "The Godfather".

Sonny: Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?

Michael: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.
Kay Adams: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.
Michael: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?

For some reason I find it absolutely hilarious that Peter Clemenza's wife says "Don't forget the cannoli!" before he leaves his house. And after he and Rocco kill off Paulie, who had double crossed the family, he says, "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

And then there's the Lord of the Rings movies....which I can find a million more things to quote.
"Oh... That's nice. Ash on my tomatoes!"

[*Banana Milkshake*]

"Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours" - She's the man.

[Isa1707]

"William Wallace: Sons of Scotland! I am William Wallace.
Young Soldier: William Wallace is seven feet tall!
William Wallace: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse. "

Braveheart

[twilight]

From Gladiator:

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."


Love, love, love this movie and all the brilliant performances within it

[Lianita]

^I *always* get goosebumps when he says that. The last two lines... gah. Amazing. Brilliant, brilliant film.

[jademufc]

God yeah, that's one of my favourite films EVER. 

[Lianita]

Definately.

[Myss Blewm]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[Isa1707]

From Die Hard :
"Yippe-ki-yi-yay, Motherfurcker" -> John McClane

From Ace Ventura:
"Warning! Assholes are closer than they appear" -> Ace V.

The sixth sense:
"I see dead people"

from Pirates of the Caribean: Curse of the Black Pearl:
"Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone? "

Pirates of the Caribean: Dead Man's Chest:
"Pintel: You know you can't read.
Ragetti: It's the bible, you get credit for tryin'. "

Pirates of the Caribean: At World's End:
"Gibbs: Jack! The world needs you back something fierce!
Will Turner: Cutler Beckett has the heart of Davy Jones, he controls the Flying Dutchman.
Elizabeth Swann: He's taking over the sea!
Tia Dalma: The song has already been sung! The brethren court is called!
Jack Sparrow: I leave you people alone for just a minute look what happens, everything's gone to pot! "

"Lord Cutler Beckett: [Jack is about to light a cannon that's pointed at the mast] You're mad.
Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work.
[fires the cannon, which catapults him onto his ship, landing safely on his feet behind his crew]
Jack Sparrow: And that was without even a single drop of rum. "

[Lianita]

LOL. Jack Sparrow is without doubt one of my favourite on screen characters EVER.

"Why is the rum always gone?"

[Rihanna x]

These are from Rush Hour.... 

"Please tell me you speak english (silence) I'm detective Carter. Do you speak in a english? (silence) Do you understand the words that are coming outta ma mouth?"

"first i get a bullsh*t assignment now Mr Ricaroni dont even speak american"

[Isa1707]

From When in Rome

"Are you stalking me?"
"No, I'm running into you in a premeditated measure"

[shammie07]

Squints: Where did your old man get that ball?
Smalls: I don't know. Some lady gave it to him. She even signed her name on it... Ruth. Baby Ruth.
All: BABE RUTH?


Smalls: Oh yeah, the Great Bambino. Of course! I thought you said the Great Bambi.
Ham Porter: That wimpy deer?
Smalls: Yeah, I guess. Sorry.


Ham Porter: Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more?
Smalls: Some more of what?
Ham Porter: No, do you wanna s'more?
Smalls: I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?
Ham Porter: You're killing me Smalls! These are s'more's stuff! Alrite now pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the 'mallow. When the 'mallows flaming... you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you scarf. Kind of messy, but good!

Hahaha you cant forget the sandlot!

[Noodlie]

aw I love movie quotes! Thanks for posting them here!:)
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