twas a long post indeed! good job *hands back the cookie u handed me, i didnt want it* im a bit stuffed from last night, i ate sooo much crap! i found these really cool kinder bueno eggs too, theyre sooo good, kinda bueno's are my fave chocolate bar, i love lindor lindt, my fave crisps r lays, u know them, the big packet of ready salted, sittin on a lounge chair, just after gettin out of the pool, in the sun in portugal, with a towel around u, eatin lays and listening to music, aww now THAT is the life right there!sorry moving on, the only jelly sweets i like r haribo star mix, i hate all other jellies, i LOVE maltesers, me and my friends always try to through them up in the air and catch them in our mouths, we have a funny pic of me with my mouth open and u can see the malteser in the air, and the next pic is of me and u can see the malteser in my mouth and im kinda sayin "YESS!" but i look sooo posessed (YET AGAIN!) and my fists r clenched and my airs r open sooo wide, its hilarious yet embarrassing, but its soo funny, have u ever tried that website
www.myheritage.com where u upload a pic into the website, and it shows wat celebs u look like, its utter crap, if u have u head to the side, all the celebs r apparently look like also have their heads to the side, but like no1 ever gets over 80, but we uploaded that pic of my with the malteser in my mouth into it and apparently i look like angelina jolie 97%, i was like "WAAATTT??!!" i feel sorry for angelina, cas its a horrible pic of me, i look sooo posessed, and nutin like her!its sooo stupid lol. anyways back to maltesers, remember that cool advert from the 90s of these two women on the floor and they were tryin to catch this floating malteser, it was bein blown up in the air by some little toy, and one of the women got it,and went like "OHHH OHHH!" and they both started laughin, and there was a baby in the corner(wow that baby ting sounds soo wierd lol) anyways i love that advert, it really reminds me of my childhood, and another malteser advert, where these two girls r goin round a round about and one girl with the map is sayin "keep goin" so the maltesers on the dash board will keep rolling to her, and they start to laugh, ok sorry for the randomness but i just rememberd those there! any adverts that remind u of ur childhood? OH, go onto
www.retrojunk.com it has all the old movies, shows and cartoons from the 80s, 90s, etc, and lookin them i bet you'll say "OMG I REMEMBER THAT, awww!" at least 10 times! do u remember ferngully? this wierd land of fairies, and they live in a forest and all the trees where they live r gettin knocked down, and a human boy comes into the forest, it was such a cool movie....i tink,i was young and cant remember it, kinda scared me too if i remember correctly, do any movies r shows wen u were younger scare u? i remember on vhs's the start of tots tv(remember that? #im a tot, je suis une tot, teenie, tom and tiny, we play together everyday 1, 2, 3!# NO?...ok i sound like a freak now) and it was this logo that must have sponsored the video, and it was black and white, and u wud cant go through this mave, and the logo wud be at the end and the music was all "WEEEEUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHH" and it really REALLY scared me! or remember those books and u used to get a tape with it, and you'd read along with the tape, and the tape wud say like "ddiinnng, turn the page!" and at the end of the first part, you'd have to turn the tape over, and the voice wud say "end of part 1, please turn over the tape over, now!" and there was scary music in the background, ok it wasnt really scary but it was all happy, but scary, and i remember it used to scare me SO much and i always used to try and press stop, before she wud talk! oh and teddy ruxpin, remember him?

that guy! he was soooo scary, and my lil bro got him for xmas one year, and he hated him, ca he talks and blinks and his lips move, and wen u turn him on(sounds wierd, wait didnt i say that in another post aswell, yeah about thomas the tank engine train - i just LOVE to turn toys on!) there is music in the background and he sings "come dream with me tonigghhhtt" really slow and scarily its soo demonic, i hated him, and my brother had a reaccuring nightmare wen he was like 4-5 that teddy ruxpin was naked(yes, i know!) lookin for his sword to kill my brother in his bed lol! anyways thats wat scared me wen i was a kid, oh also alice in wonderland, how do u lik that movie??! its sooo scary!
speakin of dreams, did u ever have any reaccuring dreams or wierd dreams? i used to always, still do kinda, have dreams that im in school or in the mall(as u call it, we just call it shoppin centre!) and i tink to myself "i dont need shoes, i dont wanna wear these shoes" or i just take them off cas im in class and i wanna, and then i go to my next class, or i walk around the mall and i tink "SHIT! i forgot my shoes!" and i realise im walkin in my socks and i get sooo scared and embarrassed and i have to go look for my shoes, i always have that dream and i dont have a clue wat it means! maybe someting like pressure to look good, or fit in, or someting to do with clothes, or just public humiliation! we'll never know, get me my shrink, and wheres my reclinging chair, i need to talk to someone!
i also used to have a dream that i was in this big house like a big fun house with kids running around and stuff and it was dark but with fairy lights, it was really cool,and it had tonnes of rooms, and in everyroom was a scary big giant fluffy monster, and if u opened the door, he wud turn around real quick, look at u, then id be all "shit!" and id close the door and he;d chase u around the house tryin to kill u, and i remember i always escaped, into this big open field, with all these other kids and was nearly cryin with happiness cas we escaped the big ring leader, a big monster-farmer giant ting, anyways and id always wake up from my sleep and be "yes i lost them!" then tink, oh, it was only a dream...damnit, cas i felt like i achieved someting, i escaped death, and i was bummed that it was only a dream lol, ok im sooo random this morning! i have a feelin this is goin to be quite a big post! oops! and i havent even answered any of ur questions yet!
hopefully im allowed buy stuff online, i only ever got tickets for concerts (and im embarrased to say, a magazine about justin timberlake, i was only 13 OK!) online, never clothes, so hopefully ill get a panic tee, and this cool cladestine hoodie, its green, and says"daylight is ur arch enemy" and it has a little angry sun on the hood, and a brain design in the hood, its cute, $80, watever that is in euros, i have no clue!i LOVE the panic a la discotheque, r u sure its only in mens sizes?i tink us sizes r bigger too, european sizes r tiny!
u love gael???!! (i keep callin him "gail" even tho i know its pronounced "guy-el"
but in it just looks like gaelige so i keep getin it wrong! anyways, he is soooo hot! diego, hmm not so much still wud(lol, i sound like a whore!) but gael just has someting about him, hes sooo, i dunno, just sexy!
god ur stupid sig, its hot en all, but wenever im writing a post reply to u, i cant scroll down anymore to not show the boys kissing, so wen my mam comes in i have to click on someting else like itunes, and shes all "wat r u doin?!" lol, prob tinks im watch good will humping, i loled wen i saw that, u SOOO have watched that before, no1 can come up with as good a phrase like that on the spot! ill try, ok u cud have a spoof james bond porno, and call it "thunder balls" oh god that was pityful, i can see it now, me in the office with all the porn stars, and directors, producers, and i say the idea AND..........nutin! except the faint cricket noise in the background and maybe an odd cough here and there, ill never make it as a porn writer, ill just leave that to you!
aww too bad about sonny, u did go through it before, with brent leavin panic...
i love that feeder song, just the way im feeling, that and just a day r my only feeder songs on my itunes, but those great songs, i like the vid for just a day, all the fans in it, but of wat i can remember the one for just the way im feeling is kinda wierd..
have u heard of biffy clyro? his new song saturday superhouse is good, i heard the acoustic version on gonzo yday, wich is wayyy better, i always prefer acoustic versions of songs, dont know why.
i dont only listen to kasabian and bloc party(u keep callin it bc, it wud be bp if anything, must u always shorten bands names lol!) im listening to kasabian, bP, maccabees, yeah yeah yeahs(listen to maps, and cheated hearts) and fall out boy alot right now, and (dont shun me) omarion - ice box (ohh cer-inge!) i dont kno why, i actually find it a good song!
we didnt see the devil wears prada after all last night

it was all out at the video store(so wierd how ppl still call it the video store, even tho they only rent dvds now) we got out little man instead and omg was it sooo shit, its about this little man who stole a diamond and put it in this random lady's bag, and has to pretend to be a baby, to get into their house and steal it back, its sooo stupid, i cant even remember how it ends, but it was shit anyways!
ugh @ christian rock band, i remember i saw this youtube vid of some christian rock band, and it was these three fat old men, with guitars and smoke in the background and they were singing "jesus hates fags" it was soooo scary! like they were sayin god hates gay people and that they go to hell, and it was serious like, sooo scary!omg have u heard of the new movie coming out, jesus camp, youtube it or search it on the net or someting its soooo scary, its a documentary of these camps in america where they learn about jesus, and all these little kids r crying with their hands up in the air sayin "JESUS, OH JESUS!" and they faint and start shaking and stuff, and one part one leader is talkin to the kids about harry potter and that if he was around in jesus times(lol, jesus times!) he wud have been killed, and that jesus hates him, and stuff, poor kids prob tink theyre goin to hell if they like harry potter, oh god, i dont know if i told u, but i can never watch harry potter ever again, on thesuperficial.com, i saw daniel radcliffe's.............THING!!! ugh it was sooo gross, i nearly puked, i just clicked on it, and was like "NOOO!!" and clicked off it again, i was scarred for life!
just like i saw wen i saw borat *shudders*
wow i tink im finsihed my essay lol, i have a feelin we cud be onto page 21 after i post this!!!!! damn i hav to study physics!