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Notagainsurely

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"MAN PURSE SNATCH FAILURE"
« on: 24 November 2006, 20:33:47 »
Manchester Evening News has reported an attempted snatch of United's Cheeky wingers Man Purse earlier today.

Ronaldo had just left the "Sunny Boy" tanning and beauty salon on Manchester's City Road when Pensioner Doris dos Santos Higgins,78, raced up behind him in her turbo charged disabled buggy and snatched Ronaldo's Luis Vutton bag from under his arm.

Passers by looked on in amazement as Doris dos santos (She changed her name by deed poll last year) drove at high speed along the pavement in a futile attempt at escape with her prize.

In her haste to escape, however, the light fingered pensioner from South Reddish lost control of her buggy and crashed into road works.

Futher investigation into Doris has found that this is not the first time that she has had a brush with Ronaldo. Manchester Magristates issued a Restraining Order against the pensioner in the Summer, when she posed as a 21 Year old Dutch girl, and tried to gain entry into Ronaldo's house.

A glum faced Doris dos santos Higgins awaits arrest;


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Re: "MAN PURSE SNATCH FAILURE"
« Reply #1 on: 24 November 2006, 20:35:42 »
 LMAO !!!!  :mrgreen: ::lol:: ::lol::

Seriously Mark!  ::)  Find yourself a hobby!!!  :mrgreen: ::lol::
That's awesome. The men standing at her site but not helping her up. Now that's gentlemen-like!  ::)
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jademufc

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Re: "MAN PURSE SNATCH FAILURE"
« Reply #2 on: 24 November 2006, 20:38:48 »
 ::lol:: I think I've seen her around actually.

Good on her for trying to snatch it!

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SweetBabyGirl

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Re: "MAN PURSE SNATCH FAILURE"
« Reply #3 on: 24 November 2006, 20:49:27 »
"Sunny Boy tanning" ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: HAHA love it
oh btw, Doris shouldn't worry, next time one of US will snatch it, he HAS to get rid of it
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Re: "MAN PURSE SNATCH FAILURE"
« Reply #4 on: 24 November 2006, 21:00:26 »
when i read the title, i was like "thank god someone had the courage to try to take that horrible thing away from ronnie" but when i read who wrote this, my wishes were crushed  ;D
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Re: "MAN PURSE SNATCH FAILURE"
« Reply #5 on: 24 November 2006, 21:02:27 »
too bad she didn't get away with it...i was hoping she'd be successful in putting cristiano off man purses :(

lol, two posts by the time i finished compiling my reply and we're all basically saying the same thing.do we all hate the manbag or what :mrgreen:
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SweetBabyGirl

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Re: "MAN PURSE SNATCH FAILURE"
« Reply #6 on: 24 November 2006, 21:06:56 »
::lol:: we should make a petition about how Cristiano should ditch the purse, let everyone sign it, then send it to him ::lol:: if he doesn't get the hint by then then I guess we should pull of a "Doris" and snatch it from him ::lol::
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BeLLeZa

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Re: "MAN PURSE SNATCH FAILURE"
« Reply #7 on: 24 November 2006, 21:12:05 »
Quote from: Notagainsurely on 24 November 2006, 20:33:47
Manchester Evening News has reported an attempted snatch of United's Cheeky wingers Man Purse earlier today.

Ronaldo had just left the "Sunny Boy" tanning and beauty salon on Manchester's City Road when Pensioner Doris dos Santos Higgins,78, raced up behind him in her turbo charged disabled buggy and snatched Ronaldo's Luis Vutton bag from under his arm.

Passers by looked on in amazement as Doris dos santos (She changed her name by deed poll last year) drove at high speed along the pavement in a futile attempt at escape with her prize.

In her haste to escape, however, the light fingered pensioner from South Reddish lost control of her buggy and crashed into road works.

Futher investigation into Doris has found that this is not the first time that she has had a brush with Ronaldo. Manchester Magristates issued a Restraining Order against the pensioner in the Summer, when she posed as a 21 Year old Dutch girl, and tried to gain entry into Ronaldo's house.

A glum faced Doris dos santos Higgins awaits arrest;



(She changed her name by deed poll last year)
Wow those things make a huge impact on people :P

when she posed as a 21 Year old Dutch girl
Damnit why couldnt she poses a 18-year old Dutch girl :D
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C.Ronaldo.7

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Re: "MAN PURSE SNATCH FAILURE"
« Reply #8 on: 24 November 2006, 21:19:23 »
Quote from: annmii on 24 November 2006, 21:00:26
when i read the title, i was like "thank god someone had the courage to try to take that horrible thing away from ronnie" but when i read who wrote this, my wishes were crushed  ;D
Haha, did also think of that when i read that title
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MoonLoveCR

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Re: "MAN PURSE SNATCH FAILURE"
« Reply #9 on: 24 November 2006, 21:25:16 »
Another brilliant piece of writing ::lol::

Quote from: SweetBabyGirl on 24 November 2006, 20:49:27
"Sunny Boy tanning" ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: HAHA love it

Me too!!
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dpks85

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Re: "MAN PURSE SNATCH FAILURE"
« Reply #10 on: 24 November 2006, 21:29:55 »
LMAO!!! I love the name too "Sunny Boy tanning salon." If she posed as the 21 year old Dutch girl, then how did he supposedly talk to her Mom? Poor lady though, I feel bad that she didn't steal the murse & probably broke her hip!
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angel_face_susu

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Re: "MAN PURSE SNATCH FAILURE"
« Reply #11 on: 24 November 2006, 21:32:35 »
Quote from: Notagainsurely on 24 November 2006, 20:33:47
Manchester Evening News has reported an attempted snatch of United's Cheeky wingers Man Purse earlier today.

Ronaldo had just left the "Sunny Boy" tanning and beauty salon on Manchester's City Road when Pensioner Doris dos Santos Higgins,78, raced up behind him in her turbo charged disabled buggy and snatched Ronaldo's Luis Vutton bag from under his arm.

Passers by looked on in amazement as Doris dos santos (She changed her name by deed poll last year) drove at high speed along the pavement in a futile attempt at escape with her prize.

In her haste to escape, however, the light fingered pensioner from South Reddish lost control of her buggy and crashed into road works.

Futher investigation into Doris has found that this is not the first time that she has had a brush with Ronaldo. Manchester Magristates issued a Restraining Order against the pensioner in the Summer, when she posed as a 21 Year old Dutch girl, and tried to gain entry into Ronaldo's house.

A glum faced Doris dos santos Higgins awaits arrest;



LMAO !!!!!!!
that is soooooooooo funny
she posed as a 21 year old dutch gurl , am trying to imagine that but its just ont working!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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SweetBabyGirl

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Re: "MAN PURSE SNATCH FAILURE"
« Reply #12 on: 24 November 2006, 21:39:55 »
Quote from: dpks85 on 24 November 2006, 21:29:55
LMAO!!! I love the name too "Sunny Boy tanning salon." If she posed as the 21 year old Dutch girl, then how did he supposedly talk to her Mom? Poor lady though, I feel bad that she didn't steal the murse & probably broke her hip!
the broken hip would've SO been worth it!
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CriszHunni

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Re: "MAN PURSE SNATCH FAILURE"
« Reply #13 on: 24 November 2006, 21:44:07 »
HAhah!! ::lol:: haseena, we'll have to do a "doris".. :P that boy wont learn otherwise!

"Sunny boy" ::lol:: hahaha..
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mrs.007

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Re: "MAN PURSE SNATCH FAILURE"
« Reply #14 on: 24 November 2006, 22:02:50 »
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH. ::lol::...
You go doris !!!!! ;) :D
lol..sunnyboy tanning ::lol:: how do you come up with this stuff :D
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