Cris and I have the same hair curls/type and my sister used to give me hair cuts when I was younger and.....I had the exact hair cut he has right now, except it isn't that long in the back. loooooool
Everyone used to be like "aww, what a cute boy"
My mom would say "Its a girl"
Enough about me...though

This thread is hilarious!
She is starving him!
Probably one of those crazy Russian ballet teachers
"NO you not eat, me need GOOD footballer in field and BED"
"Eat this toast and get on with it" (slams her ruler on the table).