Philippe Senderos

[Oreo]

Hahahaha. That was the Cristiano at its natural state. He didn't have his Pam Anderson makeover yet.

[Myss Blewm]

He was in the middle of learning how to get a makeover. Someone said he was 18 at the time. 18 was not a good year for Cristiano's looks. :knocks on wood:

[Oreo]

Hahahaha. It's sad that he has to buy his looks.

[Myss Blewm]

Hahahahahahaha You look at his face and you know he bought his looks. From fan photos Cristiano has terrible skin. I guess he hasn't tried Proactive yet?

[Oreo]

He can't read the directions. He no understand. He likes waxing though.

[Myss Blewm]

Cristiano over waxes. I expect his eyebrows to be really thin and then he's going to pencil his eyebrows on like the Asian girls I knew back in middle and high school

[Oreo]

Hahahahahahahaha. That way Alan Smith will take him to the thex hotels in Japan. That's his plan.

[Myss Blewm]

It's all a ploy to get Alan to thex him in the Japanese thex hotels

[Oreo]

He's sneakier than we thought. That bastard!

[Myss Blewm]

Cristiano has spent the past three years planning this all out

[Oreo]

Then he discovers in the thex hotel in Tokyo that Alan doesn't have a pene either.

[Myss Blewm]

They will be lezzies together even though they don't want to be. But back to Senderos.......

[fab_piyo]

yay!my first post in Senderos thread shall be some of his pics!!(:







and a larrggeeeee one.

[Myss Blewm]

Thanks for the photos Ivana!!!! Senderos looks good

[fab_piyo]

hahahah definitely! no prob chee! d'you know what's that he wrote next to his signature? that's swiss is it?