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miah

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Joey Barton My Best Priend
« on: 8 February 2007, 08:29:15 »
it just needed to be done ::lol::

he's a MCFC footballer, born in liverpool, 2/9/82 but that isnt important.

according to jessy:

Frank Lampard refused to eat at the same table as Joey Barton this morning [Feb 7]. As Lampard lumbered off Barton is said to have shouted: "Don't worry, I wasn't going to nick your breakfast you fat prick."

dobby vs. barton

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Re: Joey Barton
« Reply #1 on: 8 February 2007, 09:01:39 »
It was about time. I bet this will beat Dobby's thread. ::lol::

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The midfielder recently aired his views about players with new autobiographies out. "England did nothing in the World Cup, so why were they bringing books out?" he asked, before paraphrasing the contents: "We got beat in the quarter-finals. I played like shit. Here's my book." People might pray for his call-up, if only to see how he mingled with authors such as Steven Gerrard, Wayne Rooney and Rio Ferdinand.

Source: The Guardian
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Re: Joey Barton
« Reply #2 on: 8 February 2007, 09:04:24 »
nah nothing will beat the frank lampard thread ::lol::

they posted too many "sexy" :-X pictures of frankie. im not sure if joey has got the calories to compete
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Re: Joey Barton
« Reply #3 on: 8 February 2007, 09:05:44 »
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

and then during the England v Spain friendly he came on and subbed for Lampard!!!
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Re: Joey Barton
« Reply #4 on: 8 February 2007, 09:07:54 »
Yeah, did you see the weak high five? They didn't even look at each other's faces.

By the way, Joey Barton's from the same town as Stevie G. Huyton. I wonder if you can understand his English. ::lol::
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Re: Joey Barton
« Reply #5 on: 8 February 2007, 09:11:15 »
LOL I bet Joey wanted to say something mean to Lampard when they high fived.

If there is a vid of him speaking let us see. Because I can understand Stevie just fine
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miah

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Re: Joey Barton
« Reply #6 on: 8 February 2007, 09:12:52 »
i have only heard joey barton speak like 4 times on the telly.

but i've seen Joey's bare arse. it's a lovely shade of pink/pale
here's the video
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Re: Joey Barton
« Reply #7 on: 8 February 2007, 09:15:15 »
Wow he's got a lovely ass. Round and bubbly
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miah

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Re: Joey Barton
« Reply #8 on: 8 February 2007, 09:17:57 »
Quote from: Myss Blewm on  8 February 2007, 09:15:15
Wow he's got a lovely ass. Round and bubbly

just for the Everton fans that he exposed it to ::lol::

joey trying to channel liverpool's hometown heroes, the beatles with his haircut.
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Re: Joey Barton
« Reply #9 on: 8 February 2007, 09:18:49 »
Hahahaha. His ass was everywhere when he did that last year. I think if you go on YouTube all the "Joey Barton" videos are of his ass. Coincidentally, MCFC (Manchester City Football Club, for those of you who don't know ;)) is the only explicitly GLBT-friendly club.

Joey, the hair's about 40 years too late. ::lol::
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miah

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Re: Joey Barton
« Reply #10 on: 8 February 2007, 09:22:33 »
yeah all the videos are of his ass. except for one. it was a montage vid to MCFC (manchester city ::lol::) to the tune of "Blue Moon"
i wonder who actually spent time making it ::)
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Re: Joey Barton
« Reply #11 on: 8 February 2007, 09:23:58 »
i call this steven gerrard and josh hartnett's lovechild

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Re: Joey Barton
« Reply #12 on: 8 February 2007, 09:27:33 »
Um...Dobby Jr. made that video? ::lol::

Is it just me or does anyone else think that Joey Barton is like Billy Costigan Jr. (Leonardo DiCaprio's character) in "The Departed"? He comes from a rooney family (his half bro Michael Barton was convicted of a racist murder) and he's cleaned his act up over the years. Just a weird parallel I noticed. ::lol::
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Re: Joey Barton My Best Priend
« Reply #13 on: 8 February 2007, 09:28:23 »
Quote from: miah on  8 February 2007, 09:23:58
i call this steven gerrard and josh hartnett's lovechild


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. That shirt is killer. No wonder MCFC is the gay friendly club. ::lol::
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Re: Joey Barton My Best Priend
« Reply #14 on: 8 February 2007, 09:30:00 »
Quote from: Jessy on  8 February 2007, 09:27:33
Um...Dobby Jr. made that video? ::lol::

Is it just me or does anyone else think that Joey Barton is like Billy Costigan Jr. (Leonardo DiCaprio's character) in "The Departed"? He comes from a rooney family (his half bro Michael Barton was convicted of a racist murder) and he's cleaned his act up over the years. Just a weird parallel I noticed. ::lol::

i havent seen it. my stepdad asked if i wanted to go see it with him, but i decided to stay home and talk to you ::lol::

Thunder Thighs and Billy Costigan Jr.
i stole this from you jessy lol
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