According to German GQ, the ten coolest men of the world are:
Matthew McConaughey
Prince Harry
George Clooney
Brad Pitt
Thomas Kretschmann
Pete Doherty
Barack Obama
Paul Auster
Lapo Elkann
and...
CRISTIANO RONALDO
I translated Ronaldo's page for you guys, I also tried to scan it but something didn't work, I'll try again later. Enjoy

(Some things sound a bit strange, but they already sound strange in the German original.)
The Schönspieler (=someone who plays beautiful)
His sex factor: In England Ronaldo is what Schweini and Poldi are in Germany: a dribbling pin-up for boygroup-girls.
His Style: In opposite to the pale fashion victim Beckham, whose number he wears at Manchester United, Ronaldo spreads the hot-blooded charm of a Mediterranean football-prole: diamonds in the ears, chains around the neck, bracelet and gelled footballer-mohican.
His dodge: The fast dribblings of the Portuguese drive less gifted defenders mad. Women enjoy his boyish smile and his adonis body so much that they become interested in football over it.
His women: Like most footballers he sticks with models and other Busenwunder (= someone with large breasts). The last one was the Britsh TV starlet Gemma Atkinson.
What we can learn from him: Jewellery isn't just for crooks ( it says "schwere Jungs" what means heavy boys but also crooks). And: Football is not a martial art.